The topic of can guys and girls be friends have been circulating amongst my peers. And to my dear friends who believe it just can't happen, I cordially invite you to go fuck yourself (but please still love me.) The reasoning behind that we will biologically inclined to be attracted to the sex we usually go for and therefore cannot be friends with them is the same thing as saying I can't be friends with anybody with a dick because I won't be able to contain myself and will have to jump them sooner or later. The shortened version being I can fall for any dude!! Which is, if I hear my labia correctly, definitely not possible. So to all my dwerp friends out there this is me laughing at how contorted your thinking is.
But ya I still want to hang out with you guys though, and you're still gonna buy me tacos right?
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